Thirty-Three Assorted Memes To Bring The Giggles

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    Internet meme - WHEN YOUR EX TEXTS YOU AT 2 AM NOT TONIGHT SATAN, NOT TONIGHT imgflip.com
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    Text - Kyle Patrick @kyry5 [first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed* 12/12/2015, 22:18
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    Food - Size for 1 SPrfoct alue Mixed Vegetables Carrots, Green Beans, Con, Peas GREA FOR YOU Aixed
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    Text - [on a romantic dinner date] girlfriend: *takes some of my fries* me: *quietly puts engagement ring back into my pocket*
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    Face - Waiter: Children under 11 eat free Dad: He's ten Me: Actually I just turned sixste- Dad: did i stutter
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    Text - Dave Cactus @dave_cactus I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.
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    Nose - "Sometimes I wonder what goes on in that head of yours..." THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING YOU DONT WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD WORKS ON TRAMAMPOLINE! CONTINGENCY TRAMBOPOLINE! BIG ONE = BITEY NO MONEY DOWN EVERYTHINGS COMING UP MILHOUSE DAKE EM NDERSTAND BOREALIS STEAMED HAMS AURORA THE FROGURT IS ALSO CURSED SEX CAULDRON? I THOUGHT THATS UNPOSSIBLE CARHOLE HSTONE TIMA N NMOO BUT ESPECIALLY THAT PLACE ESPECIALLY VSIT DENTAL PLAN UISA NEEDS BRACES THATLESS
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    Photo caption - IBET HE'STHINKINGABOUTOTHER WOMEN IWONDER IF MIDGETS TRICK OR TREAT THEIR WHOLE LIVES
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    Text - polyglotplatypus Having gay parents must be horrible I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of "go ask your mom" pizzaotter These are the kind of gay jokes that are funny.
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    Cleat - everythingstarstuff My steps to recovery, psychological health and emotional stability kaedien boot up, Bitch awfulbear Boot up, Bitch! stonesibare MOOD! #2019goals
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    Shelf - Shafeeq @Y2SHAF you know you're getting old when things like this excite you
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    Land vehicle - THIS LADY CUT ME OFF AND TO BE HONEST, Laugh OR Croak ELANTRA HYUDDMI 666-PMS TOMUNTO T'M KINDA AFRAID TO HONK AT HER.
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    Text - You take your girl to go see IT... you step in the movie theater and you see this , what you doing ? eting per Sectieng Delatorre @d_juaaaan sit down. I'm not gonna let her ex ruin the night for us
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    Text - Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page. HORROR MOVIE EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK An OLD MAN cuts the grass by stabbing it with an axe. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It is Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluids and die off. TEEN 1 Old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young times. OLD MAN I am caretaker. I car
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    Text - Meme Harlow @busby_ruby What unspeakable horror made this sign necessary? YES NO
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    People - Snoop Jogg Pun hub Fb: @PunHubOnline
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    Face - Me finding out I'm a meme on reddit dankmames This enes for you buddy pod meme ILN Me waiting for my friend see himself as a meme or reddit
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    Text - When you're cleaning your room and you get distracted by stuff you found
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    Text - Do you wanna hang out? Let me ask my mom. But you're moved out, and 22 She said no. Delivered
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    Orange - Orange Tangerine Tangerine Orange Greentand Dreeland dee rmar Salt leeland Atlantie Ocean ...my true successor
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    Text - Uhhh, let me get a footlong xanax SUBWAY Phanmacy
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    Sky - Fortnite Minecraft 60.9B views 100.2B views I love democracy.
  • 23
    Cartoon - VIRUS HELPER T CELL INFECTED CELL KILLER TCELL JOAN CORNELLA made with microsoft paint
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    Motor vehicle - 4GS l 64% 9:21 PM A post by Moparian on August 29 A m.facebook.com Moparian August 29 at 2:13 PM · O I've never tried to outrun a police car. But, if this shows up behind me, yeah, I'm taking my chances. SHERIFF לןםike Share Comment 11K 227,977 Shares
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    Font - Hey, remember when you didn't need coffee to function and your back didn't hurt?
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    Text - All I said was, “Keep gaming, baby. Are you hungry?" @tardigradepag [next thing I knew, I was pregnant)]
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    Text - Elon Musk @elonmusk Why is there no Flat Mars Society!? 11/28/17, 12:13 PM 20.1K Retweets 69.7K Likes Flat Earth Society @FlatEart... 21h v Replying to @elonmusk Hi Elon, thanks for the question. Unlike the Earth, Mars has been observed to be round. We hope you have a fantastic day!
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    Text - Dave @DaveApnea my wife (calling from her long business trip): are you washing all the dishes and cleaning the clothes as you go? me (drinking beer from a saucepan, wearing my old tuxedo): all good here, when you back?
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    Police - When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning 7:15 7:10 7:00 7:05 ME
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    Hair - Me: Why are you stopping me? Target Security Guard: I'm pretty sure you're stealing a TV Me:
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    Text - she said she was leaving me, i said think again bitch
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    Face - Ex- ercise tra fries
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    Text - Me when I have 1,001 things to do: *thinking about to do list* Let me just ... Much better. @bruja blanca 444

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